Trump Ipsum: Make Placeholder Text Great Again!

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! It’s about making placeholder text great again. That’s what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again.

You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right?

I think the only difference between me and the other placeholder text is that I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful.

You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.

You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them.

All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!

My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it’s former users left it for something else. They made a good decision. Lorem Ipsum is the single greatest threat. We are not - we are not keeping up with other websites. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.

You’re disgusting. You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life.

My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't. You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok?